King James Caravan

[Verse 1] [F] I parked my Jojo by the fence Next thing, smoke went past my sense King James caravan, now it’s toast I swore I loved you best, then I lost my dose [M] You said, “Relax, it’s just a spark” Then you lit the whole back yard Now the neighbors talkin’ down the lane And my poor heart’s holdin’ blame [Pre-Chorus] [F] I made a mess, I made a scene But I still think you’re mighty keen [M] Keen? I’m mad, I’m sore, I’m bent That thing was ours, now it’s heaven-sent to the scrap heap [Chorus] [F] I burned the King James caravan (Maybe I did, maybe I can) But I still love you, yes I do I sing your name when the kettle’s blue [M] I can’t forgive an auld alco That’s what you are, and that’s my blow Still, when you grin and call me “hon” I forget that caravan’s gone [Verse 2] [M] I had a plan, I had a pride You had a match and a reckless side Now there’s ash where the curtains hung And your laugh’s still stuck on my tongue [F] I brought you tea and a guilty face Three burnt sausages and a plate You said, “Woman, you’re a fine old crime” Then you kissed me hard the second time [Pre-Chorus] [M] You’re trouble in a floral coat You sink my boat, then keep me afloat [F] I’m trouble, sure, but I’m your kind You’d miss me awful if I’d gone this time [Chorus] [F] I burned the King James caravan (Maybe I did, maybe I can) But I still love you, yes I do I sing your name when the kettle’s blue [M] I can’t forgive an auld alco That’s what you are, and that’s my blow Still, when you grin and call me “hon” I forget that caravan’s gone [Bridge] [F] If love’s a fire, then I’m the flame If blame’s a game, well, I know my name I’ll sweep the ash, I’ll pay the price Just don’t look at me with those blue-eye lies [M] Blue-eye lies? I’ve seen a few But I’d still choose a mess with you Come on now, hand me that broom And save me one dance in the kitchen room [Final Chorus] [F] I burned the King James caravan (Maybe I did, maybe I can) But I still love you, yes I do I sing your name when the kettle’s blue [M] I can’t forgive an auld alco That’s what you are, and that’s my blow Still, when you grin and call me “hon” I forget that caravan’s gone [F] I burned the King James caravan [M] But I still stay [F] I love that man [M] I guess I’ll stay