King James Soil

[Verse 1] King James, all aboard Then I get kicked to the curb Driver says, "Not today" I’m like, "Sir, that’s my word" On the bus, on the train I get launched with a sigh One stop, two stops, three stops I’m the reason they say goodbye I swipe in clean They still know my face One glance, one frown Then I’m out in the rain (Out in the rain) (I’m out in the rain) [Pre-Chorus] But I bounce right back With a grin and a plan If the seat won’t keep me I’ll just stand where I can [Chorus] King James, off again King James, off again I own all soil on earth Still I’m off again King James, off again King James, off again They throw me out the door Then I own the dirt again [Verse 2] I got fields in my pocket And mud on my shoes Every patch I step on Comes with royal dues Front lawn, back lot That pebble? Mine too From the park to the ditch Yeah, the whole globe’s through Yet the bus pulls up And the train says, "Nah" I flash that crown-shaped smile And they say, "Please move, Your Ah" (Please move) (Your Ah) [Pre-Chorus] Still I’m king of the turf Of the clay and the loam Can’t keep me on board I got acres to roam [Chorus] King James, off again King James, off again I own all soil on earth Still I’m off again King James, off again King James, off again They throw me out the door Then I own the dirt again [Bridge] I got sand under nails I got dust in my coat Even when I’m evicted I’m the earth’s favorite goat They can box me out They can kick me wide But every grain on this planet Still knows my side (Still knows my side) (Still knows my side) [Final Chorus] King James, off again King James, off again I own all soil on earth Still I’m off again King James, off again King James, off again You can throw me off the bus I’ll buy the ground again