Syllabus of Scumbags

[Verse 1] Same old hallway gossip Just a different news app scroll Every week another yearbook Full of billionaires exposed "Flight logs" look like attendance For detention at the top Epstein’s “island study session” Where the cameras all forgot to stop [Chorus] High school never ends Just traded lockers for subpoenas Yearbooks for subpoenas Secret club of “just friends” Cheerful sets that look like postcards From a place they all pretend Everybody swears they graduated But high school never ends [Verse 2] Talk show couches Fake compassion Beach-print backdrop “welcome in” Same blue tiles Same weird columns Like a souvenir from sin Pop-star mogul “loving vibes” Til the NDAs collide All that “family” in the videos Then the headlines eat ’em alive (hey!) [Chorus] High school never ends Just traded lockers for subpoenas Yearbooks for subpoenas Secret club of “just friends” Cheerful sets that look like postcards From a place they all pretend Everybody swears they graduated But high school never ends [Bridge] They said “crank’s imagination” Tin-foil in the basement Now it’s black bars on the pages Of declassified statements “Buildings don’t fall like that” Whispers in the back row seats Guess the punchline of the decade: Controlled demolitions of belief [Verse 3] Kings and “peacekeepers” on camera Trading winks behind the scenes Every villain in homeroom Now in charge of war machines From “that rumor in the chat room” To redacted PDF Conspiracy Then theory Then “Oops We filed it on the left” [Chorus] High school never ends Just traded lockers for subpoenas Yearbooks for subpoenas Secret club of “just friends” Pin them all up on the corkboard With a sharpie in your hand Everybody swears they graduated But high school High school High school never ends (hey!)